Friday, September 29, 2006
matt's wild
i just realized today that i've had teh wrong grammatical impression of matt's wild cherry tomatoes. i always thought of it as "matt is wild and here are his tomatoes" but, duh, it probably means "some farmer named matt came up with this variety of tiny ass cherry tomatoes that are a pain in the ass to pick- they're wild! matt's wild!"
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Just as one of the "blue collar comedy" guys says he was invited to perform at Hank Williams Jr. High School. He said he never was clear as to whether that was Hank Williams JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL, or HANK WILLIAMS JR. High School.
Matt's WILD CHERRY TOMATOES, or Matt's Wild CHERRY TOMOTOES.
You say Tomatoooo I say Tomawtoooo...
Let's call the whole thing off.
Hmmmm…I must say, I am highly dubious
Of this matt and his temerarious tomatoes.
Besides being a pain in the ass to pick, are
These tomatoes at very least tasty?
they're not especially tasty, which makes them even more of a pain in the ass to pick. at least with the white cherry tomatoes you have the opportunity to eat a delicious sweet reward every few minutes. matt's wild are boring.
that really hurts.
-Matt
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