i am at war with a big black cockroach-like cricket living in the apartment. it sits underneath the dishwasher and last night woke me up at 3 am with high-pitched chirping. i was so annoyed and half asleep (dangerous combination) that i sprayed windex under the dishwasher with the hopes of giving it a slow death. i thought it worked, until half an hour later when i was JUST geting back to sleep- resurrection! it's having some kind of mating or temperature crisis now and chirping constantly. HOW do you kill a cricket underneath a dishwasher? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it won't shut up!!!
extermination.
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Could you not just thwack the cricket
With a wicket? Or would that be against
One of the goddamn 28 “laws of cricket”…
Over complicated scone eating bastards…
thank you cricket wicket for your return to comment world. her royal shleyness finds you in favour.
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