vocabulary victory is mine! the squash is in fact a galeux d'eysines and wyatt must now cower in his seed catalog misremembering. so rare is wyatt's defeat that i must glower. bwa ha ha.
if ben franklin had his way and the turkey was the national bird, i feel like america would be much different place. too late now to change the national bird? who do we share the eagle with- germany and poland are the first two countries that come to mind. one experienced national fervor that was scary bad, the other can't hope to get it together to organize long enough to get anything done. they have twins holding office- twins that were once CHILD TV STARS. nice one, poland. way to ELECT.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm sure you will, but didn't the
austria-hungarian empire employee the eagle as a mascot as well?
Is this what happpens to you when Ed leaves town- dinner is reduced to 4 ingredients?
all right, mr. obsessed with all things turkish, do we need to devote an entire entry to asia minor just to stop you from seeing ottoman references in everything i write? don't hide behind teh veil of the austro-hungarian empire! close enough to turkey!
yes, i think they had an eagle, too. lots of nations have eagles- they're noble little winged creatures. but the TURKEY, that's a different story. who could rally behind a gobbler? i think if we had to do that we wouldn't be so 'power of pride' 'don't mess with texas' and consequentially not be in such deep shit.
and yes, when ed leaves town i eat with my fingers and make little grunty sounds. 'i didn't make a yummy sound.'
I would offer that had the Turkey (bird not state)
became our symbol we would have gone back to Britan.
nope, had the turkey become our bird we would never have fought to save the union. then the confederacy would've gotten the eagle, joined WWI and raced toward developmental supremacy while us turkey-lovin' northerners would've been absorbed into canada and now enjoy nationalized health insurance.
And then Canada would rule supreme in
its global monopoly of maple syrup.
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