B, a blog, a blog of Shley Flake, a milk white drop of snow Shley, the name she calls herself Mancave, there dwells her gallant beau Knit, with needles and a thread Blah, say when you throw a fit Beer, a drink of liquid bread That brings us back to Blog b-b-b
Hey kids! Our venerable blogmistress is away from her wi-fi this weekend! While the cat's away, the mice will play. Not that the cat's really been minding the shop very closely lately anyway. How can we rekindle Shely's love and affection for her blog? Auntie K had some great suggestions for making your blog feel special, but how can Shleydom reciprocate?
No no no Say it aint so... Shley has lost her Joie de blog!!! Sacre blog!!!
Could this devastating Problem be solved by Using the oft un-thought of Fairy therapy…perhaps the Tinkerbell approach. We could all do the blog Posting equivalent of Sonorous applause.
That internet That internet! I do not like that internet!
Do you like the Shleydom blog?
I do not like it Shely-I-am I do not like to read a blog!
Would you read it here or there? I would not read it anywhere. I do not like to read a blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you read it at your house? Would you read it with your mouse?
I would not like it at my house. I would not use my PC mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like to read a blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you read it in a box? Would you read it, instead of Fox?
Not in a box, not instead of Fox. Not at my house. Not with my mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like to read a blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a Saab? Read it! Read it! Be one of the mob! I would not, could not, in a Saab.
You may like it. You will see. You may like it, written by Shley! I would not, could not, even for Shley. Not in a Saab! You let me be! I will not read it in a box. I will not read it instead of Fox. I would not like it in a my house. I would not use my PC mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like to read a blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am.
A squash! A squash! A squash! A squash! Could you, would you, if she mentioned squash?
Not for squash! Not for Shley. Not in a Saab! Shley! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I will not read it instead of Fox. I would not like it at my house. I would not use my PC mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like to read a Blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am!
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not in the dark. Would you, could you, in the ”Cave”? I would not, could not, in the "Cave". Not in the dark, Still you rave! Not in a Saab. Not in a tree. I do not like it, Shley, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with my mouse, Not instead of Fox. I will not read it here or there. I do not like Blogs anywhere!
You do not like the Shleydom blog? I do not like blogs, Shley-I-am.
Could you, would you, see what Shley wrote? I would not, could not see what she wrote. Would you could you? Just a note? I will not, would not, read a note. I will not, will not, see what Shley wrote. I would not, could not, in the "Cave". Not in the dark, I’m not that brave. Not in a Saab. Not in a tree. I do not like it, Shley, you see. Not in my house. Not in a box. Not with my mouse, Not instead of Fox. I will not read it here or there. I do not like Blogs anywhere!
I do not like to read a Blog! I do not like it Shley-I-am!
You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may, I say.
Shley! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.
Say! I like to read the Shleydom Blog! I do! I like it Shley-I-am! And I would see just what you wrote. And I would read every note. And I will read it at the "Cave". And in the dark. And on a train. It is so good,so good, you see! So I will read it in a box. And I will read it instead of Fox. And I will read it at my house. And I will read it with my mouse. And I will read it here and there. And I might comment, just to be fair!
I do so like the Shleydom blog! Thank you, thank you, Shley-I-am.
Auntie K, you have lost it. Dr. Jenny prescribes one dinner without children at a grown-up restaurant, a bottle of wine (consumed, if you prefer, one glass a day) and at least one cumulative hour of uninterrupted viewing of the Jim Lehrer Newshour this week. That should replace your nonsense with nonseusse in no time.
To my eldest niece....your prescription is just what this momma needs. For all of you who do think I've lost my Seuss-ian mind, please know that I wrote that at the end of a week where my entire family (including me) had bronchitis, and were home and on meds, therefore negating any chance to imbibe. Stress doesn't even begin to cover it. Simultaneously my house was completely in chaos due to a midwinter inspiration to PAINT all the walls in the living room and front entry, which resulted in your favorite reenactor and I going through multiple paint "tests" before coming to an agreement on a color.
The good news is, JBM is back at work this week, MG is much better and at school, and PE, who probably had it the least of us, is also bouncing around in his usual way.
So since we've completely lost any sort of track pertaining to Shley's eloquent original "this is my bbbbbbbbbblog" (or perhaps, we are actually ON track?!?)) I guess I will indeed turn on NPR and go find one of the Fat Tires which have been stored in the garage (and therefore are COLD) and see if I can't return my brain from Seuss to Obama!
11 comments:
this is my spout
B, a blog, a blog of Shley
Flake, a milk white drop of snow
Shley, the name she calls herself
Mancave, there dwells her gallant beau
Knit, with needles and a thread
Blah, say when you throw a fit
Beer, a drink of liquid bread
That brings us back to Blog b-b-b
Pneumatic, you have made my morning.
Hey kids!
Our venerable blogmistress is away from her wi-fi this weekend! While the cat's away, the mice will play. Not that the cat's really been minding the shop very closely lately anyway. How can we rekindle Shely's love and affection for her blog? Auntie K had some great suggestions for making your blog feel special, but how can Shleydom reciprocate?
No no no
Say it aint so...
Shley has lost her
Joie de blog!!!
Sacre blog!!!
Could this devastating
Problem be solved by
Using the oft un-thought of
Fairy therapy…perhaps the
Tinkerbell approach.
We could all do the blog
Posting equivalent of
Sonorous applause.
Ode to Shleydom, from one of the mice.
I am Shley
Shley-I-am
That internet
That internet!
I do not like that internet!
Do you like the Shleydom blog?
I do not like it Shely-I-am
I do not like to read a blog!
Would you read it here or there?
I would not read it anywhere.
I do not like to read a blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you read it at your house?
Would you read it with your mouse?
I would not like it at my house.
I would not use my PC mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like to read a blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you read it in a box?
Would you read it, instead of Fox?
Not in a box, not instead of Fox.
Not at my house.
Not with my mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like to read a blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a Saab? Read it! Read it!
Be one of the mob!
I would not, could not, in a Saab.
You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it, written by Shley!
I would not, could not, even for Shley.
Not in a Saab! You let me be!
I will not read it in a box.
I will not read it instead of Fox.
I would not like it in a my house.
I would not use my PC mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like to read a blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am.
A squash! A squash!
A squash! A squash!
Could you, would you, if she mentioned squash?
Not for squash! Not for Shley.
Not in a Saab! Shley! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I will not read it instead of Fox.
I would not like it at my house.
I would not use my PC mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like to read a Blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am!
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the ”Cave”?
I would not, could not, in the "Cave".
Not in the dark, Still you rave!
Not in a Saab. Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Shley, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with my mouse, Not instead of Fox.
I will not read it here or there.
I do not like Blogs anywhere!
You do not like the Shleydom blog?
I do not like blogs, Shley-I-am.
Could you, would you, see what Shley wrote?
I would not, could not see what she wrote.
Would you could you? Just a note?
I will not, would not, read a note.
I will not, will not, see what Shley wrote.
I would not, could not, in the "Cave".
Not in the dark, I’m not that brave.
Not in a Saab. Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Shley, you see.
Not in my house. Not in a box.
Not with my mouse, Not instead of Fox.
I will not read it here or there.
I do not like Blogs anywhere!
I do not like to read a Blog!
I do not like it Shley-I-am!
You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Shley!
If you will let me be,
I will try it. You will see.
Say! I like to read the Shleydom Blog!
I do! I like it Shley-I-am!
And I would see just what you wrote.
And I would read every note.
And I will read it at the "Cave". And in the dark. And on a train.
It is so good,so good, you see!
So I will read it in a box.
And I will read it instead of Fox.
And I will read it at my house.
And I will read it with my mouse.
And I will read it here and there.
And I might comment, just to be fair!
I do so like the Shleydom blog!
Thank you, thank you,
Shley-I-am.
WOW
Auntie K, you have lost it. Dr. Jenny prescribes one dinner without children at a grown-up restaurant, a bottle of wine (consumed, if you prefer, one glass a day) and at least one cumulative hour of uninterrupted viewing of the Jim Lehrer Newshour this week.
That should replace your nonsense with nonseusse in no time.
To my eldest niece....your prescription is just what this momma needs. For all of you who do think I've lost my Seuss-ian mind, please know that I wrote that at the end of a week where my entire family (including me) had bronchitis, and were home and on meds, therefore negating any chance to imbibe. Stress doesn't even begin to cover it. Simultaneously my house was completely in chaos due to a midwinter inspiration to PAINT all the walls in the living room and front entry, which resulted in your favorite reenactor and I going through multiple paint "tests" before coming to an agreement on a color.
The good news is, JBM is back at work this week, MG is much better and at school, and PE, who probably had it the least of us, is also bouncing around in his usual way.
So since we've completely lost any sort of track pertaining to Shley's eloquent original "this is my bbbbbbbbbblog" (or perhaps, we are actually ON track?!?)) I guess I will indeed turn on NPR and go find one of the Fat Tires which have been stored in the garage (and therefore are COLD) and see if I can't return my brain from Seuss to Obama!
OBAMA
08
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