You've heard the phrase "she's got a stick wedged so far up her ass..." Well I believe this woman's stick was so long and wedged so far, she had to stick it out the back of her shorts.
Oh, my lord. Just when I had banished this image from my mind, there it is again! At the Ozark Empire Fair, this tasty delight would sell as "Hot Grandma on a Stick."
to paraphrase the Constitutional Peasant sketch from Python, why are we all assuming this is a woman? It could be a man! I mean, from behind it looks like a woman, but we shouldn't assume! This might all have totally different meaning if this person is in fact an unfortuantely dressed mannnn, baby!!!
Nimbus... nice. This is definatley a woman, Auntie. Even if this was a man in some sort of sad interpretation of drag, his waist wouldn't be so high. Oh, Lord, I can't believe I've spent so much time looking at this poor woman's behind. Shley, give us a new photo quick!
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Jason's first reaction was something like "the world's largest walking lolipop"...which cracked me up.
I think my first reaction is the same as I have now..."Now where did I put that stick? I really need to tie up my tomatoes when I get home!"
I'll mull it over more.....thanks for a HILARIOUS photo!!!
...and you can't even see what's coming out the front...
Pug
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You've heard the phrase "she's got a stick wedged so far up her ass..." Well I believe this woman's stick was so long and wedged so far, she had to stick it out the back of her shorts.
Oh, my lord. Just when I had banished this image from my mind, there it is again!
At the Ozark Empire Fair, this tasty delight would sell as "Hot Grandma on a Stick."
"Pinocchio, are you in there?
What happened?"
-TG
Make that Granny on a Stick.
OK, close the voting. TG wins by a nose.
I can't believe I actually typed that.
Ah wa happened?
Ok one more.
The photo caption reads...
"Taken the moment before a veteran
pair of granny panties gives up and raises the white flag on a hot July day."
Eew.
Here's a bad one...
"Transgender grandma tucks aroused member."
Halt. This is a stick-up.
you can "stick it"
Grandmas with tails...tails.
"Whomever has the power to pull the stick from the crevasse shall be crowned Grand Marshall of the Marshfield 4th of July parade."
Anon 12:20 here's a better phrasing.
"Granny tranny tucks bannanny."
to paraphrase the Constitutional Peasant sketch from Python, why are we all assuming this is a woman? It could be a man! I mean, from behind it looks like a woman, but we shouldn't assume! This might all have totally different meaning if this person is in fact an unfortuantely dressed mannnn, baby!!!
Where is my nimbus?
Nimbus... nice.
This is definatley a woman, Auntie. Even if this was a man in some sort of sad interpretation of drag, his waist wouldn't be so high. Oh, Lord, I can't believe I've spent so much time looking at this poor woman's behind. Shley, give us a new photo quick!
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