my apologies to the queen.
it appears that i was not the only one paying attention to the fact that i was stealing a wireless conntection from my neighbor. this neighbor, whoever it was, tried to hack my ebay account last week, which resulted in me banning all internet access at my apartment and relying solely on the saftey of mancave internet. i mean, WHO might be posting on my blog? who would have the audacity to pose as the one and only SHLEY?
hence my negligence. i cannot risk certain identity theft to entertain anyone, even my sister.
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Oh entertain us great one. Do, do entertain us. We are but poor circus performers who have no home, no parents, only this little dog to keep us company. May we have a scrap of bread? May we rest in your cave?
Oh yes your cave. We hear great tell of the generocity of the cave. We will sing for our supper mum. please, oh please.
Shley,
When you said: “…I mean, WHO
Might be posting on my blog?...”
Did you, perchance, mean that
You suspect the kleptomaniacally
Inclined internet pilferer to be
A disgruntled WHO from
Whoville? It really does not seem
To be in the nature of those
Jubilant little WHOS to be so
Larcenist. But I suppose it is
Possible as an evil power vacuum
Was created when the Grinch had
His benevolent heart swelling epiphany.
Or perhaps you
Were referring to Dr. WHO,
One of the time lords from the
Late 70’s early 80’s British TV show.
Dr. WHO was able to travel through
Time, so he would probably be able
To hack your ebay account (he needs a new
Scarf) and pose in posting form as the
One and only Shley.
Hmmmmm….mysterious.
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