my apologies to the people of east grand, who in the absence of power have risen to the occassion of wanton self-entertainment, which i will now outline to show my admiration:
1. new pbs show ideas! -"settler bed", a new reality show following the life of two people, their five cats, a dog, and their communal bed. inspired by real life 21st cetury events! stay tuned for tonight's episode, "settler bed: one of the cats ate too fast".
2. they watch agawk at parades of brazilian meats!
3. they celebrate, by candlelight, the simple joys of fart jokes!
4. they (presumably) play old-timey music on the piany!
5. they regale moments of national fame in the washington post, and on shley and ron davis' blog!
hats off to the return to little house on the frozen prairie life. my pa was thinking of coming to aid in tree debris removal and sit by the fire to play his fiddle, but you's gonna get some snow soon and i don[t think he'd like to have quite so much powerless fun, or sleep in the settler bed.
as a side note, let me note my disturbance at the fact that we buy organic red peppers from ISRAEL and sell them for an ungodly sum. israel. that's a long-ass way to travel for a pepper.
3 comments:
Face it, there are foods sold in your store that have travelled to way more places than I'll ever see stamped on MY passport.
Ashley, you are a shoe-in for executive producer of the next season of... Settler Bed!
PS I can't find myself on Chatter. Voo Tay eff?
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