Tuesday, January 23, 2007

bumper sticker

"buy a gun, piss off a liberal"
which translates loosely to, "put this arrogant fuck bumper sticker on your car, piss off someone who thinks about what they do"

this is the state of the union.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

that bumper sticker is quite common in Western KY. That and the equally pissy, "At least I can still smoke in my damn car" bumper sticker.

Someone who works with Jason has a bumper sticker on their locker that says something like, "work and be happy, annoy a liberal"

He says every time he sees it—and it belongs to a particularly prickly employee—he wants to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Apparently the state of the union is now we have to cut our gas consumption by 20%? How are all those damn Red Staters in their XL SUV's with the "W" sticker on the back window (another way to grate me and make me INSTANTLY decide I don't like whoever is driving the SUV) going to get around with their 3.5 soccer children? A Hybrid? Do they come with fold-down DVDs and iPod connections?

Thankfullly, I was at book club tonight and didn't have to listen to Shrub wax idiotic.

Glad you're back!

sgt@arms said...

I fell asleep about 20 minutes into the Shrub speech. That's the state of my union.

Do you know what they called that speech during the Settler Bed days?

State of the Union Suit.

Anonymous said...

Damn it all, putchyer pants on them
Baldknobers is a comin'.

sgt@arms said...

Shley, why don't you just admit it, this here blog is really just a Fillmer Forum. By the way, how's yer itchy neck?

sgt@arms said...

And Good Lord, who's posting at 6:49 am? Somebody's job isn't keeping them too busy to blog first thing in the morning.

Anonymous said...

How many do we need to have a quorum in our Fillmer forum?

Anonymous said...

3

sgt@arms said...

I favor four or five for a Fillmer Forum quorum. Of course we always impose a forum quorum moratorium.