this time it's to the shley undergrad experience! i knew i saved this shit for some reason: so i could find it years later and marvel at how silly i got while sitting in class. oh, you thought i was paying attention, but really i was scribbling ideas on the following:
Bigfoot as Mackdaddy
-with phrases like "bigfoot doesn't get his feet wet" and "bigfoot don't play like that"- referring to himself in the 3rd person, playing the part of sexual hero to the unsatisfied women. a kind of mackdaddy sex monster.
ok, i have no idea what this was in reference to, but it was found among my creative writing class notes, so that might explain it. perhaps we were to think of a character?
another note of slight humor- we were supposed to think of three ideas for a short short story, called a blaster:
Blaster Idaes
1- the hardships of dyslexia in college life
2- the pain of forced brainstorming- student goes nuts and can't think of anything original, runs out of class and takes up smoking
3- maybe custer didn't die at the ballte of little bighorn
my professor picked up on the royal tenenbaums cop-out at the end, which i think was the only reason i wrote it the first place.
oh, ho ho.
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Blaster Ideas:
Guys who play beebop with a spoon.
Chicks who dig beards.
Shoes that make you dance.
spoon bee bop? don't people play spoonssss, plural?
chicks that dig little beards?
shoes with busted soles that make you wet?
ske skow brow cow?
12-1-06 blasters
This should be daily.
1:A dog that does your taxes, but only in Portuguese.
2:A google search gone wrong,
very wrong.
3: Hoses with eye droppers attached; What the hell is this thing?
that reminds me, i found the drawing of me gone horribly wrong. and the one where jason needs to see the doctor..... about his head.
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